It's beginning to look a lot like Guinness...

Author: Mister_Owens

Date: December 15, 2003

by Mister_Owens
12-15-03
Mr. Owens, are you going to the staff Christmas party?
I don't know yet.
It's open bar.
Now you've got my attention.
And we're going to hire a bus driver to pick us up and drop us off. On a school bus.
I don't know if that's the coolest thing or the saddest thing I've ever heard.