Seeking Answers to Life's Questions - A Crossover Special

Author: Mister_Owens

Date: August 4, 2004

by Mister_Owens
8-04-04
How do I mange to teach people who just don't want to learn?
Well first, you may want to choose a new moniker that any half-wit with the internet won't find. Especially if you feel obligated to insult said students in such a forum.
What would you do if you had a mother who keeps telling you to be more independent, yet requires that you get her permission before doing anything?
She, she's right behind me, isn't she?
How do you get the wang in the tang?
Step One: Find a Drunk Chick. Step Two: Have sex with her. Step Three: Realize she's a triflin ho and get the fuck out of there.