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| After watching High Fidelity, I decided that I would tell my own story. This will not be limited to the Top 5, but will instead showcase my entire run of relationships. | |
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Let's begin with Robyn. I was 16. We dated for 30 days, then she dumped me. I had my first kiss with her while watching Anaconda.
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| I keep thinking of that line, you know, "My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon." | |
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An old friend, Lesley, and I went to prom. We hit it off, but she was also seeing a 46-year old. I haven't heard from her since I left for college 5 years ago.
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| Consider this my revenge for you teasing me when we were young. | |
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