It's a Good Plan

Author: Mister_Owens

Date: August 9, 2004

by Mister_Owens
8-09-04
blah blah blah best year ever.
bored bored bored
Can you sum up this chapter for us?
Sure. If your honey asks you, "Do these pants make me look fat", DO NOT start humming Fat-Bottomed Girls.
Right. And what should you do?
Change the subject. Tell her she has a nice rack. Then have sex and hope she never brings up her fat ass again.