The weirdest thing...

Author: Mister_Owens

Date: August 10, 2004

by Mister_Owens
8-10-04
It's been so strange lately. If I go out, the only women that really hit on me are, well, old.
That is weird.
What, do I have 'gigolo' written across my forehead?
Well, you're eye candy.
What?! Then why don't I get laid more?
Well, you do come off as a bit... abrasive.