Dancing With Myself

Author: Mister_Owens

Date: August 16, 2004

by Mister_Owens
8-16-04
Mister Owens the character meets Mister Owens the author.
Hi, you must be ... the architect!
I wrote that line for you. It was expected, and understandably lame.
Well, then why do you continue to place me in these absurd situations?
You see, young padawan, you a merely an exaggeration of the absurdities that I am subjected to. So face it, as long as things suck for me, you're screwed.
Son of a bitch.
Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia? Without it, you wouldn't even exist.