Open Your Eyes

Author: Mister_Owens

Date: August 30, 2004

by Mister_Owens
8-30-04
Mr. Owens?
*snore*
Mr. Owens, wake up!
huh? wha-?!
What were you doing?
I was having that dream we all have, you know? The one where you're making love to a beautiful woman and all of a sudden her legs turn into scissors?