This Didn't Happen

Author: Mister_Owens

Date: August 31, 2004

by Mister_Owens
8-31-04
So Mr. Owens, did you have a good time at the "faculty meeting"?
I, I think so.
I saw that chick you were talking with.
Huh? I was? Oh yea.
So why didn't you make that connection?
Her lips were saying "no," but her eyes were saying, "read my lips."