Happy Birthday B!!!

Author: Mocha_Monk

Date: November 7, 2003

by Mocha_Monk
11-07-03
Happy birthday, bitch!
Oh, you remembered just so you could insult me and not buy anything, how sweet. . .
What can I say? What are you doing with your fine day?
What anyone would do. . . I'm getting lapdances from all kinds of hot strippers.
By lapdances, you mean masturbation, right?
Very funny, ass. Chloe's waiting on me in my room, if I'm not out by noon tommorow call 911.