Guinness. The friend who loves you and hates you.

Author: Mocha_Monk

Date: November 16, 2003

by Mocha_Monk
11-16-03
Dude, don't tell me you might have boned the stripper.
I don't know, my sheets smell like girl, and I've got kind of a fuzzy memory of. . .breasts.
Do you remember if they were real or fake? How skanky is the girl smell?
Shit, I don't know. I'm so screwed. Do you know if Chloe was here last night?
I don't know about last night, but she's sure here now, and she's hella pissed.
She's standing right. . .isn't this damn joke played out yet?