I swear we actually have these conversations.

Author: Mocha_Monk

Date: December 12, 2003

by Mocha_Monk
12-12-03
Dude, i've never burned a cd at 24x before. . . I hope my crotch doesn't catch fire. These fucking cds are marked to say how they can take it. . . if it melts I'll kick someone.
If only women were marked the same way.
Heh, no shit. How would the divisions go?
*take it slow* *pop it quick* *likes it hard* *ass slut*
That would be awesome. It would be like buying ice cream.
Puts a whole new meaning on the phrase "tagging it".