It's Beer o'clock

Author: Mocha_Monk

Date: December 15, 2003

by Mocha_Monk
12-15-03
Ready to go to Eric's party man? I haven't eaten all day just to maximize my chances of blacking out and sleeping with someone I shouldn't. . .
Ready when you are, but why are we doing this? I though you hated Eric?
I do, but his house gots the hoes
The hoes? Mike, didn't we learn about the hoes when we were in college?
I dunno about you but I learned they get more attractive as I drink and will do sexual favors for shallow complements.
I feel I should retort, but that's pretty much what I learned too. Let's roll.