Brand New Year, Same Old Crack

Author: Mocha_Monk

Date: January 2, 2004

by Mocha_Monk
1-02-04
Happy New year man, made any resolutions you're sure to break in a couple weeks?
Nah, I make the same resolution every year, to stop crapping my pants in public.
That's easy enough, I hope. . . just promise that if that falls through I'll be at least 3 miles away.
Depends on if I have two bottles of champagne again like I did New Years Eve. Any resolutions for you?
I think it's time to quit smoking, and my new rule is, if you tell me how happy I'm going to make some girl in the future, you're getting tea bagged.
Heh, teabagging. That reminds me, let's go tell Nate his resolution is to stop fucking guys in the ass. . .