Breaking up is hard to do.

Author: Mocha_Monk

Date: January 15, 2004

by Mocha_Monk
1-15-04
Will you let me explain?
Do I really have a choice?
You don't have to be a wanker about this, you know. This isn't easy for me either.
I'm sorry, it's just not every day that my girlfriend finds me suddenly undesirable enough to dump me.
It's not like that at all. And it's not you, it's. . .
I swear to christ if you finish that statement no jury in the world would convict me.