Feel the love

Author: Mocha_Monk

Date: January 17, 2004

by Mocha_Monk
1-17-04
Hey, Nate, B's out of commision this week so you're assigned to be my surrogate best friend.
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
While this does not mean I am going to fuck you in the ass, you may however share my supply of alcohol and go bar hopping, kosher?
You're not fucking kidding. . . you expect me to hang out with you after you basically tell me that I'm a standby aquaintance?
Well, yeah. . . but there is free booze, and I'll even go to a gay bar with you, sometime's they gots the hoes.
Fuck you, buddy. . . . wait, did you say free booze?