The Student Loan: God's Gift to the American Drunk

Author: Mocha_Monk

Date: January 31, 2004

by Mocha_Monk
1-31-04
Good news, man.
What's that?
I'm going back to school, got my acceptance today.
That's awesome, but what happened to getting a job?
Well it's like a job, and I can use my extra loan money to buy booze.
Academics and liquor, I love living in New Orleans.