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| Dude, I met this cool waitress at lunch today and left her my number, this could be awesome. | |
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| Riiiiiight, back when I used to wait tables we loved that shit. Unless you left around a 20% tip there's no way she's calling here. | |
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| Holy shit, that waitress just called from the other week. . . I'm taking her out to a movie this weekend. | |
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| What the hell did you tip her? | |
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| 15% gratuity with an extra 5% of pure unadulterated hardness. | |
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| Too many choices. . .must. . .make. . . dick. . . joke. . . | |
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