Your Cheating Heart

Author: MongoLloyd

Date: November 7, 2002

by MongoLloyd
11-07-02
Hey, Matt. I have something to ask you. Have you been sleeping with my girlfriend?
Of course not! You're my best friend. Do you really think I would do something like that to you?
You're right, Matt, I'm sorry. I think I'm going to break up with her anyway, though.
Why? You two make such a nice couple.
I still can't get over that "used to be a man" thing she has going.
I . . . I have to go. I need a shower. And a gun.