CC 216: Monkeys take over

Author: Monkey_Matt

Date: October 16, 2003

by Monkey_Matt
10-16-03
To destroy Earth, we need to turn it into a giant banana.
No! We need to zoom around it fast enough to create a giant void, destroying everything!
Our x-ray boosters are not strong enough to go that fast, so quickly, or with so much turning!
Well we do not have a banana-blaster to make so many bananas!
On Earth later...
Well, the banana-blaster woesn't strong enough, but the kiwi-blaster was!
Now all we must do is fill our rape quota! Now! Take us to the hottest chick here! I want REAL breasts, too. Wait there are none?