FTC #4 : And you thought Kaufman was wierd...

Author: Monkey_Matt

Date: October 17, 2003

by Monkey_Matt
10-17-03
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Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
Oh I forgot I'm in an online game. I brought the "Golden Crack Cocaine" you asked for.
Thank you! As a reward, you get to watch me pole dance! Here we go!