Why internet dating is lame

Author: Moonfire013

Date: July 26, 2007

by Moonfire013
7-26-07
Jake: 22; Virgin; Allergic to dust mites; addicted to World of Warcraft. Hobbies include beating off to midget porn and attending Sci-fi conventions.
Hey 2Hott4U, I'm tall, toned, tanned, and ready for action. I wanna make you scream and beg for more. They'll have to scrape you off the ceiling when I'm done with you.
Alice: 34; divorced; Hobbies include coupon clipping, working overtime and cleaning up after her 5 screaming children.
BigGun45, Oh yeah, baby. That's hott! How about I sneak out of my dorm tonight and we can play a little game of naughty nurse?
Later that night
So... you wanna... you know?
I don't think so. Besides, I think I left the oven on.