Always Read the Fine Print

Author: Moonfire013

Date: July 26, 2007

by Moonfire013
7-26-07
... in conclusion your policy does not cover explosions. So by law we're not required to pay for any damage done to your property or your person...
...and I'm afraid the police found the remains of your meth lab so you'll be spending the next 10 years in federal prison.
But look on the bright side! You get three free meals a day, an hour for exercise, and all the sodomy a guy could ever hope for! Lucky you!