I Feel Violated

Author: Moonfire013

Date: July 27, 2007

by Moonfire013
7-27-07
Ahhh... My welfare check. Thank God.
You got a letter from your mom too. She's feeling better but the old kidneys aren't as good as they used to be.
Wait... are you reading my mail?
Ohh, and your car is about to go default if you don't catch up on your payments.
'Cause that's a federal offense, you know.
But the good news is your pap smear came out clean.