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| Vlad, I realize that you've never had a relationship that didn't involve a blow-up doll. But pretend for a second that you did. What exactly constitutes cheating? | |
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| Is it getting a phone number? Talking dirty? Kssing, cuddling, oral, vaginal, anal, what? Where do you draw the line? | |
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| I'm asking because my girlfriend says that I'm cheating on her "emotionally". But thats total bullshit, right? You can't persecute people based on their thoughts, can you? | |
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| It's instinct to want to spread one's seed. It's natural. Everybody rubs one out while thinking about the hot chick at the minimart on occasion. Well at least everyone I know. | |
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| Sorry, I was spacing out. Listen do you have a glue gun? My fatty patty doll burst a seem again. | |
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