An Ollie and Vladamir Discussion: Hollywood Horror

Author: Moonfire013

Date: July 30, 2007

by Moonfire013
7-30-07
Who the fuck are you and what are you doing in my house?
Ollie, it's me, Vladamire.
You get into a car accident or something? You look... unusual.
No. I saved up a whole bunch of money, flew out to California, and had head to toe plastic surgery. And if I do say so myself, I am one sexy bitch. I'm gonna get so many chicks!
Yeah but, what's with the cape?
Ohh, turns out my chin implant is radioactive. Yeah, I can sorta melt things with my mind now. Sorry about the couch.