The Joys of Retail: Overstock

Author: Moonfire013

Date: August 2, 2007

by Moonfire013
8-02-07
NOTE: In retail lingo "overstock" is any product left at the registers that must be returned to their proper place.
How the hell did we end up with TWELVE carriages of overstock in THREE days?
It could be worse. The watermelon could still be back here.
Watermelon?
Yeah. Someone left a watermelon that had a hole in it back here for like five days. Everyone ignored it until it started to rot and all the juice dripped onto the floor.
GROSS!
I'll spare you the part where Jake fucked the rotten hole with a cucumber.