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Rule 4: When a product is on "sale" the customer saves nothing.
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| I raised the price of juice to counteract the soda sale just like you asked, sir. | |
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| Good. The new shampoo's here. It's 3 oz less per bottle then before so why don't we up the price by say 75 cents. | |
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Rule 5: The customer is always right. Especially when their wrong.
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| Listen here MISSY! This flier says that Pepsi is on sale, and you're gonna honor that price or there WILL be trouble. | |
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| Sir, your in Stop and Shop. That flier is for Big Y. It's the store across town near the Texico station. | |
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Rule 6: The word "snow" is synonymous with the word "panic"
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| Ahh! We're all gonna die! Our only hope is to make it to the grocery store to stock up on Cheetos and Mountain Dew! | |
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| I wish you would hurry sir. I must bring back the newest issue of Redbook or my wife will stone me when I return. | |
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