Ode to that bitch, the CAT

Author: MopingOgre

Date: September 14, 2002

by MopingOgre
9-14-02
Do these ears make me look fat?
No, your fat makes you look fat.
Oh... hey, question? Why the hell do you just carry around a cat?
Mohutula is my god. Pray to the sacred god cat, or be forever damned.
Um.. well, I shouldn't be one to talk, but thats fucked up.
JOIN MY CULT NOW! MY CAT REEKS OF BITCHNESS! PLEASE, HELP, I HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS FOUL BEAST! TAKE IT AWAY!