Date Night

Author: Moturd

Date: January 16, 2017

by Moturd
1-16-17
Has there been even one alien joke since the Eighties that didn't involve anal probing?
It does seem a bit unfair. How would a rumor like that get started in the first place?
I'm not into that whole anal thing. Call me a boy scout if you must...
Maybe it's a common erotic fantasy of repressed homesexuals expressed during lucid dreaming
but implanting my eggs straight into the thorax through an ear drum is plenty adventurous for me