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| Nah I was just fucking with you. This is the real deal. | |
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| I figured. Tell me something else that will surprise me. | |
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| Okay. That dick you thought was your dad. Not your dad at all. You were conceived at a swingers meetup after your mom had too many jello shots. Everybody got some that night | |
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| Even God and I don't know who your father is. Seriously, who can keep track of 400 million sperm all swimming around together? | |
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