The Instruments of Torture

Author: Moturd

Date: February 24, 2017

by Moturd
2-24-17
There are so many new souls and they just keep coming. Don't we get any days off?
Good friday
I should have guessed that.
...and Jay-Z's birthday.
I should have guessed that too. He must have had it written into our contract with him.
Nah, we just think it's fun to play loud shitty music over the intercom while we take the day off. It drives the thralls crazy.