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Dateline: 2017 - White House
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| Here I am with my new protege, I win "Most Outrageous Story Entirely From Anonymous Sources" and the butt of my derision doesn't even show | |
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| Is this a roast? I was told there will be comedians and many jokes about the U.S. president, Mr. Donald Trump | |
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Correspondents Association
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| Not quite Mpembo, these dinners were meant to be about scholarship and awards and ethics and excellence | |
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| In my country we roast a politician by hanging a gasoline soaked tire around his neck and light it on fire | |
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| Here we thwart their agenda using innuendo until the public loses faith in the system and we all slide further toward the abyss | |
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