A Breach of Decorum

Author: Moturd

Date: February 28, 2017

by Moturd
2-28-17
#Couchgate
Look Kellyanne, you know how I feel about the press. You do. But they maybe might just have something this time.
Come on, Don. You mean you've never relaxed a little and kicked your feet up on a coffee table?
It's not so much the fact that you put your feet on the furniture. But then you wiped your muddy boots off on it...
and yelled, 'fuck yo couch! I'm Rick James, bitch! Buy a new couch you rich muthafucka!'
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.