That's What Your Mom Said Last Night

Author: Moturd

Date: March 10, 2017

by Moturd
3-10-17
Hannibal crosses the Alps...
So Scipio thinks he's gonna have a pubic war without me, huh?
Maybe it's on account of your tiny ears but it's actually Punic war.
Apparently he hasn't heard the rumors about African men.
Take a look down here and weep
You know what they say, 'Once you go Carthaginian, you never date Italian men again'