My Personal Hangups

Author: Moturd

Date: June 19, 2017

by Moturd
6-19-17
You know how they say that having unprotected sex is like sleeping with every person that person ever slept with?
I know, right? It's a big unknown. What kind of weird ugly freaks has this person exchanged bodily fluids with?
And for much the same reasons I never wear new underwear until they've gone through the wash at least once.
Right, I don't even want to imagine what those garment factory workers look like or what they've been doing with their hands.
Somewhere in Bangladesh...
Hee hee hee. It's like I'm rubbing my hands all over their junk.