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| You know how they say that having unprotected sex is like sleeping with every person that person ever slept with? | |
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| I know, right? It's a big unknown. What kind of weird ugly freaks has this person exchanged bodily fluids with? | |
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| And for much the same reasons I never wear new underwear until they've gone through the wash at least once. | |
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| Right, I don't even want to imagine what those garment factory workers look like or what they've been doing with their hands. | |
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Somewhere in Bangladesh...
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| Hee hee hee. It's like I'm rubbing my hands all over their junk. | |
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