The Code of Silence

Author: Moturd

Date: July 18, 2017

by Moturd
7-18-17
Minneapolis P.D. --
Why'd you shoot that lady?
Sheer habit. In Somalia we always shoot women that report rapes.
You'd better say you were startled by something, like a loud sound.
I WAS startled by a loud sound. That was the loudest fart I ever heard.
I didn't fart. It's those leather seats in the patrol car! Every time I scooch my butt around a little it does that.
Well it sounded like a machine gun to me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.