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| Why'd you shoot that lady? | |
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| Sheer habit. In Somalia we always shoot women that report rapes. | |
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| You'd better say you were startled by something, like a loud sound. | |
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| I WAS startled by a loud sound. That was the loudest fart I ever heard. | |
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| I didn't fart. It's those leather seats in the patrol car! Every time I scooch my butt around a little it does that. | |
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| Well it sounded like a machine gun to me. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. | |
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