CC672: The One and Only Baghdad Bob

Author: Moturd

Date: July 26, 2017

by Moturd
7-26-17
Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf
There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never!
We welcome the invaders so we can slaughter them and hit them with our shoes
Normally I'd never consider a non-American but only two people applied for the job so you're in the running by default.
The infidels are commiting political suicide by the hundreds on Russian collusion!
Make it sound sincere or I'll fire you and give it to the other guy, one Theodore Ruxpin.