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| Colonel Snippet, what is your recommendation on transexuals in the military? | |
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| I recommend free surgery and lifetime hormone therapy for every soldier that feels gender confused. | |
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| But that's like 1% of everyone and we have 2 Million soldiers. That's a lot of sex change operations! | |
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| Which will give me the experience I need to resign my commission and start a high end private practice. | |
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| It cuts too deep into our Defense budget. I can't just give every soldier one bullet and expect them to defend the free world. | |
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| It worked for Barney Fife! | |
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