In Other Fake News, Serious Black Escapes Askaban

Author: Moturd

Date: August 6, 2017

by Moturd
8-06-17
J.K. Rowling apologizes...
I apologize for using my celebrity status to spread fake news by tweeting a doctored video exploiting a disabled child...
and for calling Donald Trump a 'monster of narcissism who values only himself'. I guess I was wrong.
The unedited footage shows President Trump kneeling to greet the boy and speaking to him directly.
Hello there Johnny, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...
...and that is the story of how I became a multi-billionaire and the most powerful man in the world, then saved Western Civilization single-handedly.