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| It's totally not fair what some people get away with just because of their celebrity status | |
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| I'm rubbing my balls with an Aris extra-large leather glove right now | |
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| Like when stars have their "wardrobe malfunctions" everyone assumes it was accidental but a regular guy like me won't get that same courtesy | |
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| Just because they're rich and famous, up on stage doing a half time show, and mine happened in a Jr. High girls locker room | |
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