|
I was at a friend's house where they have an Amazon Echo with 1-click buying enabled. As a joke I said...
|
|
|
|
 | |  |
| Alexa, buy three more drums of anal lube! | |
 | |  |
|
 |
|
|
|
How could I possibly know that Amazon actually sells 55 gallon drums of personal body lubricant?!
|
|
|
|
 |
|
|
|
Needless to say, his parents are still really pissed at me.
|
|
|
|
 |
 | |  |
| Honey! Why is a truck driver unloading barrels in the driveway? | |
 | |  |
|
|
|