I'm So Sorry Mr. and Mrs. Nichols

Author: Moturd

Date: September 13, 2017

by Moturd
9-13-17
I was at a friend's house where they have an Amazon Echo with 1-click buying enabled. As a joke I said...
Alexa, buy three more drums of anal lube!
How could I possibly know that Amazon actually sells 55 gallon drums of personal body lubricant?!
Har-dee-har-har
Needless to say, his parents are still really pissed at me.
Honey! Why is a truck driver unloading barrels in the driveway?