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| So in conclusion, I will make a 29 minute hyperloop commute between Baltimore and Mars a reality. I just need a digging permit. | |
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| Mr. Musk, not only will the Baltimore City Council give you a permit, we'd like to invest one Billion dollars of city bond money to help make your idea a success. | |
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| For two billion I can make you win the Amazon HQ2 competition. | |
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| Done! My God, we are so lucky to have a genius like you born into our generation. | |
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| For another billion I'll make your city safe from gun violence and turn it into a model of racial harmony. | |
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| You Sir, are a flimflam man! How dare you defraud the citizens of Baltimore with your malarkey and pseudo intellectual quackery. Begone you Charlatan! | |
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