One Man's Trash is Another Man's Treasure

Author: Moturd

Date: November 8, 2017

by Moturd
11-08-17
Sen. Rand Paul broke six ribs after being tackled by his next door neighbor while mowing his lawn.
What, you may ask, precipitated this violent altercation?
It was just a trivial misunderstanding over yard waste.
Moments earlier...
Hey Paul! Your dog just shit on my lawn again!
It's good fertilizer.