This Strip Is Not Based On A Real Person

Author: Moturd

Date: December 20, 2017

by Moturd
12-20-17
One town in Pennsylvania rings in the new year by dropping a 400 Lb. marshmallow peep
Bish, please! I dropped a 400 pound peep after my morning coffee and cigarette.
Unemployment claims are down again this month bringing the U.S. joblessness rate to a 20 year low.
You know what, just fuck you. I have a disability!
A Mexican man with a 19" penis is now recognized as physically disabled and receives government assistance.
Someday, low motivation will be recognized as a disability, and then I will be vindicated.