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| One town in Pennsylvania rings in the new year by dropping a 400 Lb. marshmallow peep | |
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| Bish, please! I dropped a 400 pound peep after my morning coffee and cigarette. | |
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| Unemployment claims are down again this month bringing the U.S. joblessness rate to a 20 year low. | |
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| You know what, just fuck you. I have a disability! | |
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| A Mexican man with a 19" penis is now recognized as physically disabled and receives government assistance. | |
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| Someday, low motivation will be recognized as a disability, and then I will be vindicated. | |
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