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Author: Moturd

Date: January 27, 2018

by Moturd
1-27-18
Good afternoon, Sir. Would you be interested in purchasing Elon Musk's $500 Boring flamethrower?
Sweet mother of God! What kind of toys does Musk have, if he thinks that flamethrowers are boring?
No, actually the flamethrower is made by Elon's Boring Company, the one he has digging a tunnel underneath LA so he can avoid rush hour traffic.
Why would a tunnel digging company need to build flamethrowers?
I'd love to answer that but I signed a non-disclosure agreement.
Morlocks? Is it Morlocks?