Internet Dating

Author: Moturd

Date: March 9, 2018

by Moturd
3-09-18
Hey there. You must be Sarah.
Pleased to meet you. I guess that makes you Keith.
Here's a great trick I learned in "Something About Mary"
So tell me about yourself...
Beat off before a date to head off the sexual frustration that always makes me feel awkward and tongue tied
I can't wait to go home. This guy smells like a sweaty mushroom.