You're Not Paranoid

Author: Moturd

Date: March 13, 2018

by Moturd
3-13-18
Megacorp IT Operations Center
Another user accused me of reading his email.
Dear End Users: We do not read your email. You aren't that interesting. Sincerely, I.T.
Like we sit around all day watching them work through our remote management utility.
I know, right? They must think we have nothing else to do.
Hey check this guy out! He's sexting his girlfriend about wearing diapers.