News Report of National Import

Author: Moturd

Date: February 24, 2019

by Moturd
2-24-19
Breaking news tonight: a swastika and misspelled slogan was found drawn in chalk on an elementary school playground!
Robert Mueller is rounding up Trump supporters in the Tri-State area for interrogation.
We will spare no expense to solve this high profile terror incident.
Both the perps and their parents will be sent to re-education camp.
Also found at the school were dozens of library books with dicks drawn in them.
Jonah Hill, of Superbad fame, was taken into custody by the FBI.