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| Breaking news tonight: a swastika and misspelled slogan was found drawn in chalk on an elementary school playground! | |
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| Robert Mueller is rounding up Trump supporters in the Tri-State area for interrogation. | |
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| We will spare no expense to solve this high profile terror incident. | |
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| Both the perps and their parents will be sent to re-education camp. | |
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| Also found at the school were dozens of library books with dicks drawn in them. | |
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| Jonah Hill, of Superbad fame, was taken into custody by the FBI. | |
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