Grieving for Grumpy Cat

Author: Moturd

Date: May 17, 2019

by Moturd
5-17-19
What's wrong, Maura? I've never seen you so sad.
Grumpy Cat died today. Everyone thinks she had a bad disposition but really she was just a regular sweet cat with markings that looked morose.
I see what you mean. All we know is the persona her handlers cultivated.
Exactly! I'll bet she loved everyone she met.
Don't cry, Maura. I really did hate all of you.
Grumps, you got a couple lives left. What do you think about being Lori Loughlin's next child, but you'd have to get into college on your own. Hello, Phoenix University!