Stuck Flying Coach Until 2021

Author: Moturd

Date: June 22, 2019

by Moturd
6-22-19
Warren and Sanders fly to Miami to join the other political elites,
I need a VP who is as bat shit fucking nuts as I am...
Oh dear God, where is that old person smell coming from?
Seated on the extreme far left...
...and an avowed communist, because even I know I won't make it another 4 years.
Is that Sanders in front of me? Ugh. Play the game, Lizzie. Play the game.
With Pocahontas taking a back seat to Crazy Bernie.
The prices these stewardesses charge for pretzels! When I'm elected, I vow to break up their in-flight hegemony.
I'll just stare at this folder of important looking papers while I listen to my Harry Potter audio book.